4/14/09

Pirates redux

So ... the pirates popped three more ships during the night.

The thing to do is send in the A Team:

A Swift boat, captained by Ted Kennedy, with John Kerry as XO, and Barney Frank as Chief of the Boat. With Chris Dodd as purser, handling the finances.

Meanwhile:

Freeing US skipper wins praise, escalation feared

This article points out why it isn't as simple as just shooting up Pirate HQ. Did you see the comment:

"....a lot of criticism about how this is your typical American, gung-ho, over-the-top reaction....."

Really.

Yet Le French, who have thrice now used force against the pirates, are apparently just fine. It's just we arrogant, cowboy-mentality Merkins who are 'over the top'.

Well, we could always invite the pirates over for a latte.