A 'crazed sex poodle'?

Ah, poor ol' Al.

Interestingly, his separation from Tipper seems to coincide with the latest go around with this masseuse.

Ok ... ok ... so Al denies it all ... but really ... can anyone tell me another reason why Al would be looking for a late-night massage while in a hotel under an assumed name, other than looking for a 'happy ending'?


The Sex Poodle Papers

which contains a link so you can download the Portland police report, which is a real hoot.

Should we call this one 'Poodle-gate'?