New Flash from the Bayou State!!!
Bulletin ... you heard it here first!
British Petroleum announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup. Thibideaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could ...
So far, Thibodeaux has plucked and gutted over 50 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the dirty rice.