5/17/13

The Titus 2 home

Our favorite conservative evangelical shepherd of the masses is at it again:

“Males have a tendency to wander a little bit. And what you want to do is make a home so wonderful he doesn’t want to wander.”

 Pat Robertson shrugs off adultery; CBN regrets the 'misunderstanding.'

So if the dumb broad had kept the house like Harriet Nelson, met the dope with his slippers and pipe, and served the dope his dinner like a good little waitress ... the dope wouldn't have 'strayed.'

 That has to be the broadest interpretation of Titus 2 I have ever heard. It was really all her fault, you see. If she weren't such a bad cook and so slovenly ... but Brother Robertson's handlers 'regret the misunderstanding.

 The Christian Right ... bringing insanity and God together in one breath and inspiring the unchurched heathens of the world to flock to the altar calls since the time of the Pharisees ...