4/8/14

From the Party of American and Family Values ...

Married Congressman 'sorry' after bagged kissing staffer on camera

"There's no doubt I've fallen short and I'm asking for forgiveness. I'm asking for forgiveness from God, my wife, my kids, my staff, and my constituents who elected me to serve. Trust is something I know has to be earned whether your (sic) a husband, a father, or a congressman. I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I've disappointed,” McAllister said in a statement.  

Having been caught, he is now sorry. Well, there's nothing like getting bagged on camera to bring the zipper up quickly and get the ol' "Forgive Me!" shuck and jive a-goin'.

Nice bit of 'buckpedaling' there. Getting caught certainly does wonders for one's 'moral stance,' doesn't it? 

McAllister campaigned as a Christian conservative. 

Yup. Well, perhaps he and Mike "When we as a nation feared God" Huckabee can huddle together in 'prayerful reconcilation' or somesuch ...

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